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In case of fire (lemmy.world)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 11 months ago (10 children)

Slight correction. In case of fire:

Git checkout -b firemyusername Git commit -am="fire" Git push.

We don't want to have conflicts with code versions when going in on a rush, better to create a new branch. We can merge all the conflicts afterwards.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

Gonna need some semicolons or double ampersand in there

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Nah, what I need is doble new lines of code blocks since this is markdown and it fucked the display.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Here you go:

git checkout -b firemyusername
git commit -am="fire"
git push

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I know how to do it, I was just lazy lmao.

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