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[–] [email protected] 35 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Cause of death: 15 minute long pre-push hook

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Just

git add . && git commit -m "sorry theres a fire" && git push -u origin feature/fire

And run out. It will eventually finish pushing. Or not.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

git add .; git commit -nm fire --no-gpgsign; git push -n origin fire/${USER}