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People worry about microplastics getting everywhere, but what about dihydrogen monoxide? Nearly every autopsy shows that the victim had huge quantities of dihydrogen monoxide in their system.
Some people claim it's safe, but if it's so safe, why is it so critical that it not be allowed near electrical appliances and electronics?
And, nobody mentions how incredibly addictive it is. Virtually every person who starts taking dihydrogen monoxide is unable to quit and has to keep taking it for their entire lives. Anybody who goes cold turkey dies within days.
And a 100% fatality rate. Everyone who touches it dies.
It's really creepy. We should make a move to stop dihydrogen monoxide being interfering with our lives!
We could take it from people's lives and environment, then bottle it and sell it back to them!