Terrible Estate Agent Photos
Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.
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Posts in this community must be of property (inside or out) listed for sale which contains a terrible element. “Terrible” can refer to:
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the photo itself (finger over the lens, too far away, people in the shot, bad Photoshop, etc.)
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the property (weird layout, questionable plumbing, unsound structure, etc.)
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the interior (carpeted bathrooms, awful taste interiors, weird mannequins/taxidermies/art, inflatable pools indoors, etc.)
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the actual listing itself including unusual descriptions and unrealistic pricing. However, this isn’t a community to discuss the housing market in general. This is a comedic community - let’s keep it light.
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Photos can be sourced from anywhere and be any age, but please check they haven’t already been posted.
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Reminds me of where someone I knew was living with her ex when we met... there was a shower in the carpeted kitchen/living room.
Carpeted bathroom is a thing, Some people really swear by it.
But taking a shit on the living room toilet? That's a real power play from a host.
My grandparents had a carpeted bathroom - the idea was it kept your feet warmer than bare floor but that only works until the carpet is wet and cold.
Shitting in the living room when there isn't a toilet is the ultimate power move. My brother's best friend once crapped on our coffee table.
I lived somewhere with carpet in the bathroom and kitchen. Seems horrible to me as it’s so much difficult to clean. The bathroom was annoying because we had one roommate who would literally shower 6 times a day and somehow get the carpet soaking wet… would have been a lot easier to dry off tile.