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submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

Move fast and break things.
Merge vulnerabilities.
Double the work.
Merge code without tests.
Anything, but don't let code become stale.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Right? Who needs a QA team when you can use real live customers for testing

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

It's the Microsoft way.