Move fast and break things.
Merge vulnerabilities.
Double the work.
Merge code without tests.
Anything, but don't let code become stale.
this post was submitted on 14 Nov 2023
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Hahahahahahaha. Sorry, you've merged, next ticket, PM needs shiny results for execs this QBR!
This is how bug backlogs grow.
This exactly. By the time they notice a problem you are three tickets down and on to the next sprint.
Yeah, I see your point. Maybe my employers are different, it's never been an issue explaining why the ticket isn't closed just because the PR is merged
Oof, I felt this