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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Two questions immediately come to mind. 1) Would you buy the cyanide if it was on the list. 2) Where does one casually buy cyanide? I can't imagine a case where I'd need some, but it would be handy to know if I ever did.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I know you used to be able to get it for pest control, but maybe not anymore. You could also make it the old-fashioned way with molten washing soda. It can be used to make Prussian blue, for one thing.

Obviously take all necessary precautions, especially keeping NaCN away from acids.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Just one word: Apples.