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[โ€“] [email protected] 87 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Remember kids, always use protected branches.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pushing directly to main just feels better.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I prefer "master"

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

and remember, no means no. if git doesnt want you to merge, dont --force it

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

is that not what i said ?

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Divorce be like, merge conflict, divergent branch..

Lol