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[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (22 children)

Things to know you're 30

"I wish the odd white one just went with the grain" (white hairs will grow whichever way they please, and it starts with only a few)

"Ah, that's gonna be my bad knee"

"I don't know why I have a sore spot there it just comes and goes"

"Dental repairs cost how much?" and suddenly brushing and flossing will be a second hobby

Tinnitus, but not like severe. Just once in awhile and often enough to keep you guessing like once a month or so.

"There was a pop but I don't know where."

"Oh my god I'm turning into my parents"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Young people have a left knee and a right knee. Middle aged folks have a good knee and a bad knee. Old folks have a bad knee and a worse one.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My bad knee is now titanium and my good knee has become my bad knee.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

From Mad Magazine. You know you're old when you skip the game highlights and start videotaping painkiller ads.

I must be old because I remember Mad Magazine AND videotapes!

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