this post was submitted on 08 Nov 2023
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 year ago (12 children)

Wake up -> wash face, brush teeth -> piss -> shower -> (optional: smoke) -> 180 turn -> take a dump -> wash hands. No time wasted, optimal morning routine bathroom.

[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 year ago (7 children)

You take a shit after you shower instead of before? You filthy animal.

Shit shower shave

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I have to shit 3-5 times a day, so it's irrelevant.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You might want to get that checked out if you haven't already... Or at least rethink your diet.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I've gotten myself checked multiple times and it's always the same result. IBS is such a bitch.

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