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[–] [email protected] 135 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Well at least we got a backup, right?

Right???

[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It last ran a week ago and we technically haven't tested it. Just our hot replicas which also just deleted all that data.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

And of course by now every downstream system replicated AND CACHED that data.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Holy shit the truth with replication deleting the data you needed too true lmao

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Back up? No, we only go forward in this company

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

"That's why the windshield is bigger than the rear view mirror, we should be vigilant in remaining forward looking."

Said by an exec in my chain of command when he caused a huge cascading fuck up in the organization and there was no postmortem allowed.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Backup? What is this backup you speak of?