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The rock isn't really "flattened", its more like being melted, turned into a crystal and sliced
Don't forget the saucy photos they take of it.
Sounds a lot like flattening with extra steps to me
Sounds a lot like magic and alchemy to me.
Don't forget, we also need to shine special light onto the rock
Not just melted, the rock is first dissolved and distilled. Then it is melted.
Then gassed repeatedly.
Never realized I'd share so much in common with it.