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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Industry will pick functionality over verification every time.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Industry will leak PII without consequence every week.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Industry will choose not to verify that your function does not produce NullPointerException wasting hours of the client's work, because in order to do that they would have to have actual requirements for software developers, and in order to do that they would have to 1 - have the managers be actually technically literate, and 2 - pay the developers properly That's it. That's the theorems. The "formal verification" we're talking about here are those of the likes of "this value is a damn integer", or as you could interpret it "your code is not stupidly broken".

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