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Which means...
An LA studio somewhere is paying someone to begin a decade long journey of smuggling bricks of cocaine into wildlife habitats, one animal per year, so they can keep churning out sequels.
And then, when this person or team is eventually mauled by a pack of cocaine addicted wildlife, well have the best endcap documentary!
Man, I'm excited ๐ฟ
Iโm just waiting for cocaine rabbit. A swarm of incredibly energetic, horny balls of fur outbreeding their overdose mortality rate.
Every square inch of North America literally covered by rabbits in a week, the world in three.