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If programming languages were weapons. Old but gold. (feddit.it)

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Source: so old it's lost

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Assembly is a scrapheap with every sort of technology imaginable but it's all broken. Could be an iron man suit, or you could just grab a length of rebar.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

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