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Mine is people who separate words when they write. I'm Norwegian, and we can string together words indefinetly to make a new word. The never ending word may not make any sense, but it is gramatically correct

Still, people write words the wrong way by separating them.

Examples:

  • "Ananas ringer" means "the pineapple is calling" when written the wrong way. The correct way is "ananasringer" and it means "pineapple rings" (from a tin).

  • "Prinsesse pult i vinkel" means "a princess fucked at an angle". The correct way to write it is "prinsessepult i vinkel", and it means "an angeled princess desk" (a desk for children, obviously)

  • "Koke bøker" means "to cook books". The correct way is "kokebøker" and means "cookbooks"

I see these kinds of mistakes everywhere!

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Inconsistent sounds for the same spelling, as in: tough, cough, through, thorough, bough, dough.

All those stupid English place names: Cholmondeley, Leicester, Gloucestershire, Worcestershire.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Or how about all the words that are spelled the same but have different pronunciations.

  • Invalid - The data is invalid.
  • Invalid - The old man is an invalid.
  • Content - I'm content with my lot in life.
  • Content - The website's content is full of ads.

etc.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Old joke. You can tell a contractor from a chemist based on how they pronounce 'unionized.'

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