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> be me
> working at Tumblr
> David Karp comes in with a VR Headset
> "Hey, I want to show you something"
> he hands me the headset
> I put it on
> and I'm in a post-apocalyptic world
> "This is what Tumblr will be like in 10 years"
> I take off the headset
> "Wow, that was amazing"
> "Yeah, we're working on it"
> he walks away
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[โ€“] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Be Google Bard AI generating this greentext
Be at the park
See a little girl crying
Ask her what's wrong
She says she lost her balloon
I feel bad for her
I give her my balloon
She smiles and thanks me
I walk away feeling good

Later that day
I'm at the store
I see the little girl again
She's with her mom
She's holding my balloon
I smile and wave at her
She smiles and waves back

I walk away feeling good knowing that I made her happy

[โ€“] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

Thanks Google. We all get balloons here