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First thing I did was update my resume. I "job hopped" a bit over the last few years, out of necessity, and I've only been at this job for a year. I'll probably try to stick it out for a while. It's also a brand new tech stack to me so as far as I'm concerned I'm getting paid to pad my resume.
Edit: also I work for an unprofitable division of a much larger profitable company so not as much risk of the entire place folding.
Sounds like you're prepared then!