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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (8 children)

The longer I’m in IT, the more I realize that the adeptus mechanicus might be on to something with beseeching the machine spirit.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (7 children)

A lot of people think I'm joking when I say I'm a good at what I do because I'm a witch doctor with computers. Software Engineering requires experience with the occult, at a minimum.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (3 children)

“In my professional opinion, this network is haunted.”
…haunted?
(Points to various certifications) “HAUNTED.”

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

And for some reason printers seem to be the place where the spirits are strongest

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I think you mean demons

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

The demons are attracted to doorways, passages between spaces, worlds, and realms. And printers are the ultimate doorway: a portal through which ideas and concepts can leave the software realm and enter the physical

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