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In case of cyberattack (sopuli.xyz)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Nah. Rip that shit right out of the chassis. Destroy that RJ45 port. Make it so the security audit team has to resolder a jack to the mobo before they can even ssh to the box.

Trust me I run a security company. If you need help with your security please feel free to contact me! We are the best in the business!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Yea but it take time !!!

How many shit you have to unhook from whatever to save the shit ?? 100 ?? That take minutes !!!!!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

just have a tub of water rigged above the server

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Y'all... just... unhook the cable from the demarc...?