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Three logicians walk into a bar (lemmy.ca)

submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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The bartender asks "Do all three of you want a beer?"

The first logician says "I don't know".

The second logician says "I don't know."

The third logician says "Yes."

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (22 children)

For this joke to logically work, logicians must be weird people who always know whether they want a beer or not. Because if it happened that the first guy just hadn't made his mind up yet, then the third guy's conclusion could be wrong.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

none of them would go to a bar if they didn't mean to consume some drink -- therefore we can assume all of them knew whether they wanted a beer or not.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No? Have you never been in a group of drinkers while staying sober yourself. Heck, have you never even met such a person?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

There are non-alcoholic drinks in bars too.

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