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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Hell, it has to be a steadily increasing number of people who don’t know what the phone icon is supposed to represent.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well, someone oughtta sit those kids down and show them I Love Lucy or something, goshdarnit!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Have his pants completely consumed him yet?

Maybe that’s too obscure

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Mom: "Your phone is ringing."

Son: "Could you answer it real quick while I wash my hands?"

Mom: "How do I answer it?"

Son: "Hit the buttplug."

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

This got me thinking: Does this mean that kids these days aren't doing the banana telephone thing? I'm young enough to never have seen a telephone (as opposed to a mobile phone) other than in movies and museums, but maybe I lived in sufficient temporal proximity to the era of wired telephones to have banana telephones as a part of my childhood.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You mean ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, banana-phooooooooooone?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Ping pong ping pong ping pong ping... Ponana-PHOOOOOONE

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

But it's the best, beats the rest! Cellular, modular, interactivodular!

Seriously though, because of Raffi, it might be a few generations before people in general don't know of Banana Phones.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That got me thinking. The universal hand sign for “call me” or “I’ll call you” is to stick out your thumb and pinkie and hold your hand to your face like you’re talking on the phone. It just doesn’t work the same if you hold your hand flat like it’s a smartphone.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Nah the younguns think you have to hold a phone like a fuckin slice of toast now anyway

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Hold hand in claw (like you’re going to grab a giant burger). Move hand toward side of head. Mouth the words “call me”. It works.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Are you saying I'm obsolete?
How very dare you sir!