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[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

This is one of those moments I'm depressed I'm poor and this guy probably wasn't. Just, how do you fuck up that bad?

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 18 hours ago

He knew the secrets: blame your tools and be the same religion as your bosses. He was also, to his credit, a fantastic softball player, which helped the company team win the championship every year.