Just to prevent you from falling to your own outdated claim, here's a correction or two:

Window snapping and arranging windows in the corners is a thing now (and with hotkeys too, a million years late- I had to look this up since I've been using Rectangle for a long time)

Some mac laptops have HDMI ports. If you get a mac without an HDMI port, it's in apple's "paperweight class" of machines and shouldn't be bought. Macbook Airs are just expensive mac flavored chromebooks.

The repairability sucks, but I still use my 2014 macbook pro daily because it still works really well (though those old intel chips make the fans go wild even after repasting everything and cleaning the fans). I was able to buy a cheapo replacement battery off ebay and it's working great after a fairly tedious process of using IPA and dental floss to release the old battery. It is no longer supported by apple through software, though I use OpenCore legacy patcher to update to the newest system so I don't have to worry about an old system without security updates connecting to the internet. I've tried installing various Linux distros on it and none of them are very happy with the process. Most of the time it's the stupid broadcom wifi chip and other times only a single speaker works and I'm too much of a dunce to troubleshoot things like that. Tails OS becomes nearly useless on an old macbook because of the broadcom issue. But also, I'm not about to go buy a thinkpad just so linux will work properly- I don't need more devices in my house, I'll just use what I already have.