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Fox news trying to explain github. (programming.dev)

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[–] [email protected] 210 points 6 days ago (6 children)

reposotory

[–] [email protected] 82 points 6 days ago (2 children)

poll roquest

[–] [email protected] 32 points 6 days ago (3 children)

suppository

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

Thanks AWESOMEO

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Suppository is the opposite of a pull request.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

That's a push response.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

firk repo

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

fark ripo

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Pollo Request. What Walter White was always getting on his phone.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Ah, yes, the supergrown chicken... Pollos Hormonos.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 days ago (1 children)

A reposotory is a suppository you can share with others when asked with an e-note.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

Supposotory*

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago

It's the thing you insert inside your butt to feel better.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

Repsuppository.

Shove this code back up your arse.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

Pronounced REE-poe-SOH-tuh-ree

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

When i was around 12 years old i thought it was "respiratory"