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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Oh yes please. But not JavaScript. I use Rust frameworks to avoid all three!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Flutter like a butterfly, sting like a Dart.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Eww Rust! I hate memory safe languages, I love torturing myself with C

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You can wrap everything in unsafe and keep living dangerously!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

unsafe doesn't deactivate memory safety. It only allows you to then create raw pointers and whatnot, which you could use to circumvent memory safety, but all the normal language constructs still do enforce it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 18 hours ago

I know, but it does let you sled off a cliff if you choose to.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Knew someone would say that, lol, gold project, sad that it's gone unmaintained and my man started working on home-manager at home
..wait

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Yeah I gotta get my workplace to get on board with it. Rust->Webasm is simply amazing

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Men really out here inventing entire JavaScript engines so they don't have to learn Rust/C/C++/whatever

[–] [email protected] 1 points 20 hours ago

Meanwhile women are hand-coding in assembly, like God intended.