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I happen to be a penis owner.
So what would happen if I were to install and use such a monthly tracker app and pretend I've been having regular monthlies for a while, then suddenly I miss a couple periods, then suddenly start having periods again?
Would the cops come beating my door down claiming I had an abortion? 🤔
Fuck this dystopian mass surveillance shit!
I actually own 2 penises, I keep the spare in a jar in case of an emergency.
/s 😂🤣
Just make sure not to lose it.
Thank you for the public service announcement, I had no idea this was such a common issue. I should probably keep some emergency testicles around as well..
😂
I don't even need to follow that link to know what this is