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[–] [email protected] 108 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Join, pay, request chargeback from your card company.

When they dispute it: “The position clearly says unpaid. So I won’t pay.”

Use AI to expand this argument to 10 pages. Bonus points for citing nonexistent court decisions.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 days ago

Bonus points for citing nonexistent court decisions.

That comes for free with using an LLM to make the argument.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Also bonus times for writing those prompts on company time.