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Dream job! (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 4 days ago (1 children)

"But you're not considering how valuable this experience will be!"

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

So much to evade that gap in the resume

[–] [email protected] 39 points 4 days ago (1 children)

What gap?

I've not been unemployed, I've been under a strict NDA for a very private employer. No, I'm not allowed their share their contact information. Sorry.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Hmm yeah don’t do that with any job with decent background checks.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

No if you know they're gonna have to check, then you've worked for your cousin Randy at his placeofbusiness doing menialchore related to the industry.

You can confirm this by calling Mr Randolphius McGillecuddy, Esq.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Some background checks will look into your taxes and finances. Cousin Randy needs to be organised and rich.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Oh bollocks. How do I cancel the voicemail I left Randolphilus.