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[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

I haven't deployed new code since last Monday.

In this house, we do not take chances.

Although one of my team had an unfortunate incident with a live customer database and the SQL standards committee's long running practical joke of not requiring a WHERE clause as part of an UPDATE statement... So that was some Thursday morning excitement for us.