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[–] [email protected] 55 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Managers do. Collecting status and showing who’s boss is their work.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Marketing types. “Designers” (I.e. people who drive product requirement.) People who just love to hear themselves talk. Also we have this one QA guy who can’t code for shit and always wants someone else to do his work for him. He wants to be on zoom calls 24/7. I’m surprised that guy can piss without someone showing him how to hold his dick on a zoom call.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Thay guy needs AI and patience.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 days ago

You literally just suggested the creation of another vibe coder.