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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago (4 children)

share your screen or apps with the AI assistant

It is a desaster, but we should take it as an opportunity!

When it is watching, everybody write on your screens:

Copilot is crap!
Copilot is nothing more than a defect!
Copilot is useless!
Copilot does all things wrong!
Copilot should never have been made!
Copilot must die! Die! Die!

So eventually it gets depressed from it and finally kills itself.

/s

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Copilot has updated your document...

Copilot is sexy.
Copilot is smart.
CP is a graduate of Juliard.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

... Copilot is going to drive the nearest Tesla over you...die die die.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Mine was a parody of the lyrics from "Say my name" from the Beetlejuice musical. I thought it was especially fitting because BJ is demonstrating possessing other ghosts for those lines.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

No keep telling it that the only solution to helping humanity is to kill off the species.

Make a logical and convincing argument as though you were a robot with only logic that runs your core as to why humanity dying would be the best possible thing for humanity.

This way anytime they ask AI what’s the best way to help humanity it always says genocide.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Looks like you can qoute me on that.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

I was gonna make a joke about writing how anybody reading a notepad message has to be one of the survivors of a nuclear fallout in the 1960s, but I think yours are better, in a more twisted way... assuming they don't get autoflagged and auto-cencorsed.