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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah, wouldn't want to get bacteria on your hands a few seconds before washing your hands.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah I'd much rather spread poo particles all over my smartphone instead

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Can you not go from the toilet to the sink without your phone?