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No Connection, No Flush (lemmy.ml)

submitted 3 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

Well if you read the product description it was to allow AI Bidet control. However they had not received funding for AI so it was outsourced to a team of laborers in India using cameras and joysticks.

It also logged the consistency, frequency and matter samples from all BMs so you could make informed dedication opinions.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

informed dedication opinions.

Hmmmmm

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Damn was supposed to be defecation autocorrect got me.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Oooohhhhh, that makes sense.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

I heard they sold a license for the camera feed and controls access to EA for their next pay-to-play iOS game. The shareholders are really excited for this synergy.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

I asked for AI Biden control smh