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submitted 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

I mean, the comic is fine I guess, but if it implies the Cpp lady is hitting you, it's not. That would be the kernel, the lady did what you told her to do.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 weeks ago

If undefined behavior is triggered anywhere in the program, then it is allowed by the standard for the process to ask the anthropomorphized compiler to punch you.

100% based and standards-compliant comic

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

In some build modes clang will simply put a trap where it sees undefined behavior. https://clang.llvm.org/docs/UndefinedBehaviorSanitizer.html

Not saying your wrong, just a fun fact I guess

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

Yeah that is fun, credit where it's due, compilers do a lot of cool work behind the scenes.