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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

how dare you Im not an engineer

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What language is that engineer and a nerd one?

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How is your favourite language one that indexes arrays from 1??? You monster!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How dare you count things from one, like a human being.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I beg to disagree. It's a law of nature to assign index 0 to the 1^st^ th... Wait a moment