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[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Javascript should say "you are a masochist and a nerd"

[–] [email protected] 89 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Who thought of that and how have they managed to sustain their core bodily functions this long?

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

with his therapist 🤣

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I take it that he dictated the book to his therapist from a state of paralysis.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

That should be a dog fucking a football.