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[–] [email protected] 74 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (14 children)

I was a heroin addict and only jerked off like once a month for years (i.e. whenever I could get my hands on a couple adderall, i’d get my hands on something else). Now i’m clean and exercising and gaining weight and trying to be a human again, and I kinda started jerking off a bit more and I’ve realized just like with eating — the more I eat the more I feel the need to eat— the more I jerk it the more I find myself wanting to jerk it. Now I feel I’ve opened a degenerate can of worms.

I kind of liked not being a slave to my monke brain… except then I was a slave to my junke brain. Someone just teach me how to live.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I love masturbating. I think everyone should do it once a day.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 11 months ago

Ok Ariane Grande 👍🏼

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

It has been shown than regular masturbation reduces the risk of prostate cancer.

So, everyone reading this comment, please masturbate regularly for your own health.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

I heard it activates your immune system too. Which explains why I've only been sick once in like 4 years.

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