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See the post on BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/provisionalidea.bsky.social/post/3lhujtm2qkc2i

According to many comments, the US government DOES use SQL, and Musk is not understanding much what's going on.

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[–] [email protected] 348 points 1 week ago (18 children)

Elon’s shock and fury about the database key sounds like he got a report from an out-of-breath 20 year old DOGE kid who thinks they’re hot shit and discovered some massive flaw.

Elon also seems like the kind of person that believes a database schema is all that’s needed to govern a population.

[–] [email protected] 126 points 1 week ago (9 children)

He’s mad because it isn’t blockchain

[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 week ago (8 children)

Goddammit, now you’re giving him ideas.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He already wants to replace everything in the US with Blockchain and Crypto scam shit doesn't he?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Did you want to trust a central authority for your Social Security? It'll get censored! /s

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