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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago (7 children)

You must not have worked for a dickhead expecting you ship software on Monday that takes months to write when you were given a week to do it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (5 children)

The trick is to be the bigger dickhead.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago (2 children)

You may be joking, but as long as you’re actually good at what you do, being a dickhead can be a winning strategy.

I’ve never been able to do it myself, but know many who have.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

In a room full of dickheads, it's often the loudest dickhead that gets their way. Often it's the CEO.

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