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Speaking words of wisdom...Let It Be, Let It Be (lemmy.world)

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You're thinking like someone who exists beyond this quarter's profit margins.

I mean, you do, but as your boss, I'm required to tell you that you need to maximize short term results, and take all the responsibility for medium and long term calamities caused by me telling you to do that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

Hahaha, I'll do whatever you want boss, but you're sorely mistaken if you think you're getting away without a written record of you signing off on telling me to do stupid shit.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

You're not gonna be my boss for long with an attitude like that.