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Trolley problem (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago (2 children)

wat

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

I prefer the binary format over the text format of WASM.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I am currently in the process of completely rewriting the BSD kernel in go.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

how are you handling the GC? how are you handling things like interrupts?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

GOd will handle it 🙏

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)

oh so you haven't actually done any of it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I have already written eleventy billion lines of code.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)

you're not very good at this

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That's what she said

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

you'd know