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Accurate programming movie (programmerhumor.io)

submitted 3 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Source: https://x.com/kvlly/status/1179189440276832263

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Dont worry, they are unserious about actual results; they just care about the appearance of results that they can report up. Just start padding extra... Fucking story points...jesus.... To each ticket. Now everyones charts look like their velocity increased. Dont worry, noone is actually measuring results.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

That's exactly what we ended up doing. Every story has now become one Fibonacci step higher than it would have been before.