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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago (2 children)

While Hugh Jackman gets some sloppy dome (with a gun pointed to his head).

Its because he's the best there is folks.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hasn't touched a computer in several years, yet can immediately hack into one of the most secure systems in the world in 1/60th the time of the best current hackers...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Well hilariously, its even worse/better. It was RSAs 128bit rc5, which would take waaaayyyyyy longer than an hour to crack. Like, supercomputers dedicated to the task for years sort of thing.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Swordfish 2 plz