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Code is a spectrum (files.catbox.moe)

submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

This feels on topic:

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Installation

npm

Nah

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Now all we need to do is rewrite this in Rust (the enby solution) and call it... idk... "enbym"?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Dark mode would be NB-PM

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If it ain't C, it's crap

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

C for crap.

R for rubish.

Fair enough.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

Booleans can be true, false or maybe. Technical info: Booleans are stored as one-and-a-half bits.