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Pro tip, cut your onion in a well ventilated space. Like for example crack a window over the counter that you are cutting on, it will greatly reduce the effect, and it doesn't even need to be wide open
I’m not very acquainted with analogies so can you help me with understanding the software part of this?
No matter what you do, crying is inevitable.
......use Windows on an air-gapped PC to do all your software development? At least then hackers won't steal your source and post your shameful code on the internet.