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[–] [email protected] 48 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Congratulations your code will now be in production for the next hundred years.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Nothing is temporary. Every script, patch, application, and duct tape MacGyver/Scotty inspired fix I’ve ever written will run for eternity….

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

The first "temporary hack" I ever wrote for my current job (~January 2014) is still in the codebase.