Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 8 hours ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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"But you ARE a lawyer."

"Yeah, so where's my present?"

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

soon

"I refuse to say anything without another lawyer present."

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Only slightly higher, so you get a two-level effect, with a little path down the middle.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 hours ago

Ni!