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Not my problem sort (infosec.pub)

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[–] [email protected] 150 points 1 week ago (21 children)

Reminds me of quantum-bogosort: randomize the list; check if it is sorted. If it is, you're done; otherwise, destroy this universe.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What library are you using for that?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

is-sorted and a handful of about 300 other npm packages. Cloning the repo and installing takes about 16 hours but after that you're pretty much good for the rest of eternity

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

that explains why it took god 7 days to make the universe

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

We still suffer from the runtime errors that could've been caught at compilation time.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

In Python you just use

import destroy_universe

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