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[โ€“] [email protected] 61 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's the new "promotion machine." The first manager: "I saved this company x dollars using AI, promote me." The new manager: "I increased productivity by x percent getting rid of AI, promote me." Repeat.

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

"I fired hundreds of employees because a con artists sold me on this new technology, promote me."